iBigBang Updates

Aug 11

[NEWS] Big Bang featured on MTV Style, USA!

Oh man. Why are androgynous dudes soooooooooooooooooo flllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly? No seriously, I have nothing against a brolic guy with a neck like a bridge abutment, or tatted-up sinewy lads with vascular forearms and elegant hands that are articulate but work-worn enough that you could light an old timey match off the palm, but when a VERY PRETTY manboy has the gall to look better in makeup and jewelry than I do, I get SO mad that it is SO HOT.

Case in point, the members of K-pop crew Big Bang. First of all, your man G-Dragon as a blonde with a hella ’90s grunge theme in a skully and a mess of rings looks fantastic. That he’s also stunting in silver reflective Minx nails scrambles my brains. And T.O.P. in matchy-matchy mercury tips needs a GIF of flashy spirit fingers so I can just see it over and over behind my eyelids to coax me to sleep. THESE are things I NEED. I want everything that is happening in these images, she says. While playing the “Haru Haru” video on repeat and making all the non-Kreen speaking individuals on my floor crazy. WITH ENVY.

ALSO (because really can there be enough words when I’m rhapsodizing like a spazz about boy bands?), there is a matter of the Dazed & Confused Korea editorial (five-cover split, what?! *head splode*) of the group wherein they sport big-shouldered blazers with gobs and gobs of gender-bendy necklaces that are very, sweetie-darling-sweetie LOUCHE in a way that has me biting my fist. Just look at their nail beds on this Facebook page. Makes me feel sljdflsdjlksjlkdsjflkjdsf inadequate in 9283749237498327423 ways—just how I like all my fake boyfriends to make me feel.